Saturday, March 03, 2007

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Can a Company Sue Itself? Quiznos Says Yes!

[Pictured, Left, Quiznos Spokesman Bob at Press Conference]

DENVER In what legal analysts are calling unprecedented in the history of litigation, Quiznos Corporation has sued itself, claiming that it has done “irreparable harm to the Quiznos brand” and has “consistently failed to promote in such a manner as will not detract from or do damage to the reputation of Quiznos in the markeplace and the goodwill associated with the Quiznos name and trademarks.” The court filing included a request for an emergency injunction to prevent the Denver-based sandwich chain from “doing any more harm to itself and others.”
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Franworst.com documents new KFC Lunar billboard

According to a story on the blog Franworst, KFC Corp. is following up on its 84,500 square-foot Colonel Sanders image in the AZ desert, KFC Corp. is beaming it's logo onto the moon, declaring itself the "First Ad on the Moon!"

READ the story on FRANWORST.COM.

Play your cards right and you can beam your face on the moon too!

Monday, September 18, 2006

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